She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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