That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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