Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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