I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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