Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You were trust falling into bushes
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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