dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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