Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Boobs speak an international language.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
