hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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