called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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