I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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