Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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