after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
So much rum. So many feels.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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