the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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