Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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