So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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