This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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