I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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