oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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