Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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