giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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