I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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