so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My life is pants optional.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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