I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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