You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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