whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
