Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
being pregnant is like rehab
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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