She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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