You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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