after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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