: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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