ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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