Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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