rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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