No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
