If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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