So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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