I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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