I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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