And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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