Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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