turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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