wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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