Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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