my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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