I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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