Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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