Jerry, you need to find god
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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