Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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