Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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