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Someone shit on the floor
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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