Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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