did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Randomize
