I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
