Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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