After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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