u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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